I have noticed that lately you have grown weary with the fact of the lack of egg production in your chicken coop. The latest we heard, you are planning to give us to a guy name Bob.
I hope you will bring out the little human girl again. I like it when she just looks at us and she has the prettiest of smiles.
Anyway, the reason I am writing you is to tell you that you should not worry about the eggs. If you got us chickens for the eggs we would have been stock a long time ago. We see your hard work and we love the mix of food you give us. So don’t worry– you will be rewarded just soon.